- Friend: what time do you usually go to bed?
- Me: 10:30ish sometimes 4
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- Bernard: You cheated
- Bean: So did your mom, that's why you look like a plumber
Telekinesis powers or automatic door?
- I was about to walk out of the schools library and these two guys are about to walk in. One of the guys motions me to stop, so I do. He and his friends stops and he pretends to have telekinesis powers and opens the door for me.
- HIM: I can open doors with my powers for pretty girls like you. Awesome right?
- FRIEND: Dude, I'm sure she knows that the door has censers on them so they can open automatically when you walk near it.
- HIM: Fuck dude, you just ruined it.
- FRIEND: Well, if you're going to try to impress a girl you should think of something that actually makes more sense.
- HIM: Oh whatever! *motions me to walk through the door*
- ME: Well..umm, i knew it was the censers but I still thought it was cute!
- *walks away*
- HIM: *hits friend* See I know how to impress girls!
- FRIEND: I'm sure that was only pure luck. Similar to how you graduated highschool.
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